Friday, May 18, 2007

Dedicated to Jagtap

posted on april 4,2006

Ask anyone in kjsieit,mumbai..I mean any random person," yaar..who's tis jagtap guy?"
Even the most calm/shy/sweet will use wonderfully colourful unprintable language to describe him. This blog is solely dedicated to a phenomenon called nitin jagtap who in his own unique,irritating and borderline-schizo way has pissed off so many gentle souls.
He walks around with this sneer on his face,always..its as if his face is frozen that way. If he opens his mouth, it is only to say something cheap,crude or plain stupid. His favorite past-time is to attack his "favourite" students and make them feel really really special!
Ladies and gentlemen,our favourite professor in the whole wide gigantic universe..jagtap. It is universal knowledge that he hates this batch and is very keen to show it! In fact, all of this would have been ok if he was a decent teacher..But hey...this is our jagtap..what do u expect??!! His favourite phrase is "end mein dekh loonga"...the students' favourite response is.."f^*.. ok ok never mind. Right... so the picture is very clear,i hope. He hates us,we hate him and not-so-luckily enough, he happens to take maximum number of subjects..so if he says "dekh loonga" it means he bloody well will.
Have I mentioned before that this class consists only of cool dudes and cooler dudes. They don't take such shit..so HOD is informed of his sick attitude. She,of course, loves the class and promises to take action. Yes,Ma'am we believe you.
However, certain sections believe that he should be given the benefit-of-doubt!!! Maybe he's a sad,lonely,frustrated person who's misunderstood. Maybe he isn't that bad after all. Maybe he's just lashing out this way because of some other unconnected reason... Weeellllll,maybe...just maybe..Naaa, I think we just prefer to not like him!??!!!
Anyway,as it stands the "end" has come. Its time to see what he's going to do and what the class is going to give him in return. Be assured, it will better than expected.

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